My Big Fat Greek Wedding Shock

I reckon I'd do a better job than most of those they drag on to Israel's Channel 1 for Euro 2004...look at my surprise team of the tournament tip before the first game even kicked off. Not bad eh? Greece. I reckon they now have a mighty good chance of winning it.

I have no idea who they have on the BBC these days but there's probably more than one Scouse scallywag. Esteemed forebear, can you put me right? Personally, I miss Frank Bough (pre-snort).

Anyway, us sorry England supporters may want this t-shirt...