Invasion of the flat snatchers

We had 7 potential tenants round tonight, checking the place out. It was quite invasive, though fairly rewarding as most were impressed. The last visitor was a well 'ard lesbian (sorry, but she couldn't not be...) who scared the shit out of me. Naturally, she took a liking to mrs. anglosaxy, so I just smiled in the corner as they talked dirty business.

Personally, I'm waiting for Bar Raphaeli or Yael Bar Zohar to turn up on my doorstep (and in this weather, the more wet and bedraggled the better). I'll force myself to be a great landlord and come and cut the grass every week. I can also trim bushes (...ahem).