"For security reasons only..."

Oh dear. Big Brother is here big time. Cameras have been installed in the Labyrinth's corridors.

Of course, an email from der management has informed us that these cameras are for the security of the workers only. Security of the workers my ass. Just getting into our offices is a mission, I reckon the only guy who could possibly get onto our floor without a security tag is Spiderman...anybody smart enough to get into the corridor would surely have enough cookies in the jar to get past the cameras...right?

I fail to see what security concerns they might have in the canteen area (perhaps they're worried the knives and forks (plastic, mind) might get the hump, rise up in rebellion and start stabbing one of the programmers?)...or the entrance to the toilets...