Friday, March 24, 2006

Why O Why

So many questions, so few answers...

  • Why aren't Israelis embarrassed about rubbing their crotches in public?
  • Why do the upcoming elections do absolutely nothing for me (and the rest of the population)?
  • Why do most Israelis dream about moving to the States?
  • Why does Israeli milk make me fart like a trooper?
  • Why do similar Israeli businesses (shoes, gold, furniture, etc) congregate in one area?
  • Why do people give you directions, and after you follow their directions you realise that they don't know either?
  • Why do women who work in the cosmetic departments have to wear 20 of the products at once?
  • Why doesn't mrs. anglosaxy like speaking with me in English in public?
  • Why do they automatically switch off the air-con every feckin hour in Corridor Land?
  • Why are so many rich Israeli guys koficos (monkeys)?
  • Why do 99% of Israeli petrol stations have pump attendants?
  • Why is it always a rabbi who comes out with such bollocks?
  • Why do Israeli guys have to greet each other with a big, meaty hug?
  • Why do Israelis never initially assume that I'm from England?
  • Why does the makolet (corner-shop) continue to thrive, despite the deluge of supermarkets?
  • Why do they employ weather forecasters in this country?

Guess it's time to celebrate good health with a beer...