So many questions, so few answers...
- Why aren't Israelis embarrassed about rubbing their crotches in public?
- Why do the upcoming elections do absolutely nothing for me (and the rest of the population)?
- Why do most Israelis dream about moving to the States?
- Why does Israeli milk make me fart like a trooper?
- Why do similar Israeli businesses (shoes, gold, furniture, etc) congregate in one area?
- Why do people give you directions, and after you follow their directions you realise that they don't know either?
- Why do women who work in the cosmetic departments have to wear 20 of the products at once?
- Why doesn't mrs. anglosaxy like speaking with me in English in public?
- Why do they automatically switch off the air-con every feckin hour in Corridor Land?
- Why are so many rich Israeli guys koficos (monkeys)?
- Why do 99% of Israeli petrol stations have pump attendants?
- Why is it always a rabbi who comes out with such bollocks?
- Why do Israeli guys have to greet each other with a big, meaty hug?
- Why do Israelis never initially assume that I'm from England?
- Why does the makolet (corner-shop) continue to thrive, despite the deluge of supermarkets?
- Why do they employ weather forecasters in this country?
Guess it's time to celebrate good health with a beer...