Scraping it

So England scrape through to another quarter-final. Quite how, I don't know. Everybody is asking me if I'm happy that they're through...and I'm not sure how to respond. Of course, the patriot side of me is feckin' happy, but they are playing so badly I feel a good-hiding might just be the remedy. Yep, maybe Ingerlund deserve a thrashing.

I dunno, 5 million quid a year and this is the best master tactician Sven can come up with? It's a bleedin' disgrace guv'nor.

Coming soon: the anglosaxy guide to the QF's, as only anglosaxy can...