A company trip? Me? Naaah...

I feel awful.
I didn't turn up for this week's company daytrip "up north, like".
So I got to miss 4 hours stuck on a bus with the creme de la creme of Corridor Land.
I'm so ashamed.
So very ashamed.
No gaboosh (bonding with my fellow workers) for me.
Oh dear, that sounds like...