You thought it was safe...

Yom Kippur hits these parts later today, which means no TV, no radio, no cars on the road, no eating, no drinking, no nuffink*.

You'd have thought that with no cars on the road it'd be safer on the streets, right? Ha! You didn't take into account the kamikaze kids on their bikes! Like packs of Mad Max desert bikers, with bottles of water strapped to their backs, they'll hunt you down ,baby, HUNT YOU DOWN! So be careful out there...

I'll be stuck at the mother-in-laws, though am taking the bike so I can run away at some point. This year's excuse: I'm on a photo mission to catch some street shots. Nice one, eh? Well, how would you like to be stuck for 30 consecutive hours at your mother-in-laws? Exactly, I didn't think so.

* Of course, if needs must, you can always raid the fridge, swig a cold one, pop a DVD in the DVD player, switch on BBC Prime and Sky News...