Some things I've picked up along the way...and to which I humbly admit to the superiority of the Israeli brain...
- All English speaking tourists are rich. And most are Jewish.
- Don't touch foreign pills and medicines.
- Jews are the most intelligent people in the world - just look at the number of Jewish Noble prize winners.
- The Irish are great, especially their Guinness.
- All Europeans are anti-semites. Apart from the Irish.
- Swedish women are the sexiest women in the world.
- Pursing your lips and sucking in is a winner with the local women.
- The Eurovision Song Contest is totally anti-Israel. Apart from the Irish.
- If somebody is dying in the middle of the road, drive round them.
- Car indicators really are a pointless invention.