Hot hot hot!

Bleedin' 'eck. I don't want to make any of my Brit posse jealous (love the wellies!), but fuck me it's hot over here! Really disgustingly hot. The sticky, sweaty hot that'll drive you nuts. The hot that'll follow you out of the shower and disguise itself as a sheen of shower water, when it fact it's a fresh outbreak of sweat (Jees, my towel stinks!). The hot that'll leave your t-shirt sticking to your back after a five-minute drive in your air-con car...because the air-con didn't have enough time to kick in.

I'm off to put my head in the fridge...