Ee ba gum...

Just what is going on back in Blighty, eh? Sky News are wetting their silky knickers and seem to have binned any other non-terror news stories, or rather just relegated them to the web site.

Personally, I'm having trouble getting me head round Gordon Brown as Prime Minister of Terrorist Threatened Britain. Just something scarily wobbly about those chubby cheeks. Missing Tony's charismatic smile...or not, as his new Mid-East role will undoubtedly see him popping over for a cuppa or two...

Aaah, and how many Israelis were thinking "Now they know what we have to put up with..." when they saw the Saturday night news...?