The words we all dream of hearing...and I heard them this morning!

"Hello"
"Hi, is that anglosaxy?"
"Yes"
"Hi anglosaxy, this is the National Lottery (Mifal HaPais). We'd like to congratulate you on your winnings..."

Life (at least the fantasy life I'd always dreamed of) flashes before eyes.

"...your winnings of 5000 shekels."

OK, an extra 0 or 2 would have been veryyyy nice, but fuck that, what a Christmas pressie! Yeehaa, I think it's going to be a very Merry Xmas...!!