On the first flight over...

...or maybe not.

Been quite interesting watching the aqua madness that is otherwise known as the British "summertime". There I was, on the point of finally convincing the missus that maybe England ain't so bad...and then I had to go and switch Sky News on...

Those queues of traffic on the M5 - how long do you think Israelis could stand a jam that juicy? Overnight? No fucking way! They'd be tearing down the hard shoulder after a few long minutes!

Rule Wetannia!