Thursday, June 03, 2004

The Great Escape (from corridor hell)

"Be quick Cap'n, take a shot before the boss walks around the corner! I cannae take the suspense na longer, ma legs are like jelly!"
"Never fear Scotty, have some faith in your wee Cap'n anglosaxy. If it's the last thing I do, the last breath I draw, the -"
"Och aye Cap'n, I get the fookin' idea!"
"The world shall hold its breath at the corridor conditions we are forced to endure. Scotty, may our children never have to see such horrors..."

Not in the office today. The beach is calling. Life is hard.