Men only

Tonight it's the final of Euro 2004. Greece v Portugal.

Do we really care who wins? Do we think it's going to be an exciting game? Nope to both.

Do we care about the imported Vodka red label and the BBQ promising a wouthwatering variety of meats? Yes we do.

Do we mind that the BBQ is two doors down and means I can have one or three more than usual while saving taxi fare (only one staircase will have to be negotiated)? Absolute-ly not.

And do we care about the men only invitations? Not a jot, my old china. Tonight is officially a WWW free zone. No women = no whining, whining, whining...