"I'm going to report you!"

Beach report: crowded, sandy, sunny, no jellyfish, sea - full of shit (quite literally...)

In-laws report: crowded, noisy, air-conditioned, no jellyfish - though one mother-in-law at large. Early escape completely justified.

Beer report (from last night): crowded (Leo Blooms), noisy, air-conditioned, Kilkenny - smooth as silk.