I'm not particularly clued up on the latest mobile gadgetry ("Video messaging? Who exactly is going to send me a video message?") and could quite happily slap those people that subject others to the full range of ringtones on their phone while trying to select the most annoying ringtone possible, but yesterday I got myself one of these...
Would be even better if Orange had activated the new SIM card, coz, well, then I might just be able to make a call...
In the meantime, it's a toss-up between Britney, Justin and Eyal Golan for the general ringtone. Just kidding. I think. Hang on, let me run through all those tones again...aaaaggghhh!!!