Carb free

In a bid to regain my youth (and to get ready for the surfing season), I've gone on a carb-free diet. And, fuck me, is it hard. No bread, no pasta, no rice, no beer (and trust me, watching a glorious Champions League encounter with a cup of tea in your hand is a little alien to me), no cakes/cookies...so what's left? Salad, tuna, cheese, eggs, steak...I'm into my fourth day and I'm struggling to think of new things to eat. I lapsed last night when I wolfed down a Milky, but I've been very strong otherwise.

Roll on Saturday, I've arranged an appointment with a carb overdose.