There I was, seeking info for one of my students who quite fancies a "summer school" session in the UK. A deluge of responses includes this little gem (untouched by myself, this is exactly as I received it, just count the mistakes...):
I am Marry smith ,i manage a few institutions here in the Uk.Yes we will glardly
welcome you in our school.Please feel free to call or email us for propper
arrangements.Waiting for your response. Thanks
Marry
Smith
xxxxxx institute
xxx old road east
grave send kent
I particularly like the "grave send, kent" bit (it's Gravesend).
I sent a reply, can't wait for the response!