Set Me Free, Remotivate Me

I really don't make this up...
Corridor Land is launching a series of seminars/study days for its workers. The subject? Hadshanut - or in English that would be something like innovation. Yes, via the crappiest PowerPoint presentation I have ever seen (this is allegedly a cutting edge Internet company...), we have been informed that we will be taught how to harness our innovativeness. For the benefit of the mothership, of course.
They scare the shit out of me, they really do...though perhaps me pulling a runner during the lunch break might just tip the Dismissal scales in my favour...?

* A prize - one of my rather cute mouth ulcers - to the person who can name the band that sang the post title (without googling, yes, I will know...).