Eeee by gum!

Having two little terriers in the house, I've found that my limit to what is repulsive has totally disintegrated. Snotty noses rub themselves into my shoulder, half-chewed food gets spat into my hand and nice runny nappies spill out onto my fingers. But there's just something about junior's latest sentence, picked up from the kindergarden, that makes me cringe: "I want a snot sandwich...ani rotzeh nazelet bekarich"...as they say over here eeks-ah-lekeeeee!