A female guide to Euro 2008

mrs anglosaxy: OK, give me 2 minutes and I'll tell you which team is Holland and which team is Italy.
anglosaxy: No problem [smiles to himself]

2 minutes later...

mrs anglosaxy: OK, the blue team is Italy and the orange team is Holland.
anglosaxy: [Fakes surprise] Wow, darling, how did you manage to work that out?
mrs anglosaxy: The Italians are better looking.