Coochee coo

Christ. Going out recently has become a bit of a bind. Especially with friends who have kids.

All this baby talk: "Which hospital have you chosen? Have you bought a _____ (fill in with any one of a million baby-related items) yet? You know, when ____ (fill in with the name of a typical Israeli kid) was born, I had to _____ (fill in with a really nasty account of a lengthy labour that went awry)...

Is that it? Should I shut up shop right now? I mean, where did the conversations about football, work, sex etc disappear to? Maybe I should burn my surfboard? Perhaps use those empty beer bottles as pen holders? I know, let's cancel our subscription to the Sports channel and go crazy with the 'Baby' channel...
Fuck...