That time of year again, ladies

Today sees the return of 22 grown men kicking a ball about. Yep, the footie season (the Premiership, of course) kicks off in England. Just thought I'd mention that. Tomorrow sees my boys in their new redcurrant shirts against the Geordies, live on Sport5+. Cold ones are ready. Anglosaxy junior is also ready, though he still hasn't got the chants licked...

I won't be making any predictions this year, because last year's lot were a little off (i.e. star players for 2004-5: Bentley, Kezman and Cisse)...we all know Chelski are probably gonna walk it, the filthy rich feckers...

Oh, and just when you thought it was all over, there's one of these to come, just to fill your boring summer nights...