Upgrading

Holy shit, almost forgot to tell you.

The corridor is dead.
No more.
Finito.

Plush new offices await in an unnamed destination (think airports...). Two to an office. You can guess who'll be by loyal sidekick, right? Me and O already have plans for a secret "liquid" drawer, for emergencies only of course. The disco lights have been purchased, Pammie Anderson posters re-ironed, and golf clubs dusted down. The stupid "no plants because of the sexy new panelled floor" law is set to be breached big time. And windows that open, fuck, unbelievable...

Shit, it was a struggle. These last 4 and a half years, slaving away over a hot computer in a windowless corridor. In honor of all those who suffered with me, I'll be taking a swig of something cold and nasty...

And dab your eyes with some tissue, for the arty rooftop shots will cease to be...


* Please note that this sudden turnaround in Corridor Inc's fortunes is unexpected and not predicted to last. But hey, fuck it, after the shit I've seen from this company let's enjoy the fresh new ride...fear not, the management is still the same management, so plenty more resources for future corridor-type tales...and yes, if you're interested, the teaching continues in its quest for "English school" control of smallsville (more to come on that particular topic)...*