Killer Meusli

There I was, trying to be a healthy b'stard, pouring myself a bowl of meusli each of the past two mornings. Little did I know that I was opening myself to attack from meusli that had evil designs on my bowels...it even hoodwinked me into thinking that I had eaten some manky cookies, but now I know the truth. 'Tis the meusli. Just count your lucky stars you're not downwind from this post...