Thursday, June 29, 2006

A bloke's guide to "Quarter Final Heaven"

OK, this is what football is all about. The best 8 teams in the world (ahem, yes, Ingerlund included) fighting it out over Friday/Saturday for a place in the World Cup semi-finals.

So, prediction time. Well, it's mighty difficult, because football's a funny 'ol game, innit, but, based on some crucial information, as shown below, I think I've come up with the goods.

First up, we have Germany against Argentina.

Germany vs. Argentina

A tough one this one, but I'm going with the Germans. Let's face it, us Brits hate 'em both, but the Germans know how to handle their beer and like a good ol' kneesuppen, so I'm with them.

Next up, we have Italy against the Ukraine.

Italy vs. Ukraine

O will kill me if she reads this, but Ukraine don't have much of a chance. Way too blond. Those Italians know how to pout and go down easily (ahem) and I think this will be the deciding factor, especially if another dodgy ref is in charge.

Saturday has the mighty Ingerlund up against boring Portugal.

England vs. Portugal

A toughie this one. I actually think it will be a classic, as Ingerlund simply need to perform. A close call for Ingerlund, scraping through on penalties to exorcise any remaining demons of World Cup past. Expect plenty of close-ups of a tense Mrs Beckham in her push-up.

And finally, it's Brazil against France.

Brazil vs. France

Without a doubt, the Brazilians have the most exotic, sexiest supporters. Which means, of course, that they'll win. Anyway, everybody hates the French, don't they?

Of course, the dream quarter final that isn't actually taking place (only in my head) is between South Korea and Trinidad and Tobago.

South Korea vs. Trinidad and Tobago

Damn shame.

Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Scoopy Doo

Let's hope he's getting the latest scoop...

Monday, June 26, 2006

What the hell am I? #11

Scraping it

So England scrape through to another quarter-final. Quite how, I don't know. Everybody is asking me if I'm happy that they're through...and I'm not sure how to respond. Of course, the patriot side of me is feckin' happy, but they are playing so badly I feel a good-hiding might just be the remedy. Yep, maybe Ingerlund deserve a thrashing.

I dunno, 5 million quid a year and this is the best master tactician Sven can come up with? It's a bleedin' disgrace guv'nor.

Coming soon: the anglosaxy guide to the QF's, as only anglosaxy can...

Sunday, June 25, 2006

Ecuador? Bring it on...

Note the Three Lions. And the Kevin Keegan locks. Down the pub for this one (I think).

Friday, June 23, 2006

The door

Roughly translated, the sign pasted on the door reads:
"Roger Waters, if you come round here with your bloody spray can, I'll have you. I bloody will, I'll have you".

(pic taken on this beach)

Thursday, June 22, 2006

De-liquer-ish

Not sure what to say about the nanny. This morning she came up with this one (I swear this is word for word):

"[ moi ], can you get the liquer bottle (Baileys) down from the top shelf. I miss the taste..."

This is just as I'm off to Corridor Land - to put in an honest day's, ahem, graft - and leave her with junior for the next 7 hours...

Unclean

Yeh, didn't shave this morning. Just thought you should know.

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Suburbia sleeps

I exposed myself (or even my camera) for quite a few seconds on these shots...(click to big - I love the second pic)


Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Comes in 3s

First it was Z. One moment he was here, the next, gone.
Then it was my favourite blogger.
And now O is no longer my Corridor Land partner. This morning is my first post-O and it's bleedin' soulless round here...

Three big constants in my life for the last 3 or 4 years (Z for over 6 years), now no longer there. If I wasn't so feckin' busy (I shall reveal all soon) I'm sure this would have hit me a lot harder...

Monday, June 19, 2006

Homo Sapiette - June '06

...and the sapiette that wraps up my collection is the gorgeous Romi Abulafia.

Ahh, Romi, remember the day a couple of summers back when you sat one meter in front of me on Jerusalem Beach in Tel Aviv? Did you really have to bend over so many times in that skimpy bikini? Disgusting behaviour. Luscious bum though, quite possibly the best I've ever seen.

Unfortunately, there is hardly a pic of Romi out there on the big wide Web. Believe me I looked (though did manage to dig out a clip - spot her Virgin Mary role in this little clip). From what I remember reading, she kind of "dropped out" of the celeb lifestyle a year or so ago after a long stint on the cult Shabbatot VerHagim series, countless ads etc (though wasn't that her I spotted in a recent TV show on Channel 10? The show with another Homo Sapiette, Miri?). All trace of her previous modelling days at Castro et al seems to have vanished with her.

Now 23, she seems to have been around for ever. To me, she looks like the sort of woman who'll only get more beautiful as she ages.

OK, you know what, one last Homo Sapiette to come. A shocker.

Sunday, June 18, 2006

Roon-Who?

This week, I met an Englishman who had never heard of Wayne Rooney. What's my prize?

Thursday, June 15, 2006

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Goyzone

I'm sorry, but I won't be able to fly to Rosh Pina anymore. I'm one of them non-Jew sorts. Security measure, my ass.*

And an interesting article about the beach I pictured here a few days ago...

* I originally left this without the comma, so it read "Security measure my ass.".
"Mmm, Anglosaxy, just let me get that tape measure round you..."

Shopping - Israeli stylee

After being treated like the dog I am a couple of days ago, it's kind of appropriate that the name of the shop in the first pic is "Respect". I would explain each pic, but, well, time being money...






Monday, June 12, 2006

A distinct lack of World Cup balls

I'm disappointed. After years of international boycotts targeted their way, you'd have thought that Israelis would know the value of keeping to a true, worthy boycott...I'm a very big footie fan but I WILL NOT be buying the cable World Cup package. I thought my footie fan brethren would be joining me, but what a bunch of sellout sheep. Oh well, I enjoyed myself in the pub on Saturday and will be going there again. The score so far: Kilkenny 4 Sellout Sheep 0.

Shippy sunset

Taken last weekend. Herzliya beach.


Saturday, June 10, 2006

Ing-er-lund!

Come on ING-ER-LUND!
Who's down the pub for this one? Yep, I didn't buy the cable World Cup package (and won't be buying - it's a principles thing now). So it's off for some "jechnun" at M's place (his Ma makes the real stuff, the jechnun, not the jachnun) to be washed down with Ouzo, then off to the pub.
Prediction time: England will win 2-1.
Another prediction: I will be slightly wobbly by the end of the day.